Showing posts with label alcojuana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alcojuana. Show all posts

Saturday, June 21, 2014

June 21, 2014

School's out and summer's here, looking like summer already, for a change. Just for that, I think I will actually go to the Solstice Festival in Fremont. Break out the sunglasses and SPF 50! But if you feel like hiding from the 10 p.m. sun in a dingy bar somewhere, here are some names to look for:

AlcoJuana
The next logical step in trendy, herb-infused booze. We call it Weedka.

The Aqua-Nets
Before I even check, I really hope this is an '80s-themed girl group because that would be perfect. One word that sums up an era. (OK, '80s cover band is pretty good, too).

Captain Algebra
A hero for those unfortunate students striving in summer school to make up a math credit.

It's OK!
I can't speak for anyone else, but I feel better. The punctuation really helps.

Puget Power
I love it when an existing name for something mundane takes on new significance when applied unchanged to a musical endeavor. Loud music draws a lot of power and has a lot of power, so this is a great fit. Extra points for local flavor.